CRAWLING CRITTERS AND CRUD:

A GUIDE TO THE SLIME, GRIME AND LIVESTOCK THAT’S SEEPING, CREEPING AND GALLOPING THROUGH YOUR CARPET:

Asphalt
Bacteria
Car exhaust
Chemicals
Dirt, Dust, Dust mites
Earth
Food particles,
Fungus
Germs, Gravel, Grease, Grime, Grit
Hair
Industrial waste
Lint
Mud
Pet stains, Pollen, Pollutants
Rock
Sand, Scum, Soil, Smoke, Soot
Tar
Urine
Vomit

Plus, don’t forget living creatures, such as dust mites and critters that live, hide and breed in your carpet.

Will you help me? I'm trying to find at least one thing that’s in your carpet for every letter of the alphabet. And I don’t have anything at all for the letters J, K, N, O, Q, W, X, Y, and Z. If you can think of something that could be in your carpet that begins with these letters--or any other letters--please call me and I'll consider including them in my next consumer's guide.